The Ten Commandments

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by Dusty (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 23-Jun-2007 13:49:16

Thou shalt use no other internet chat before ZoneBBS, for all others "suck"
Thou shalt not create a false Zone (or breakaway site) in my image
Thou shalt not take my name in vain, calling me "Zoan" or "Zoon"
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's points
Honour thy Seeker'smama and Who'surdaddy?
Thou shalt not kill ... conversations with endless arguments about Jaws and Window-Eyes
Thou shalt not commit cyber-adultery
Thou shalt not steal thy username. I had it first!
Thou shalt not bear false witness (by saying that they saw x flirting with y's girlfriend in qn)
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's "friend with benefits"

"And the Lord said let there be light. And there was light. But not everybody could tell ... "

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 23-Jun-2007 16:36:50

wow. that's...strange!

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 23-Jun-2007 23:52:43

um ... okay?

Post 4 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Sunday, 24-Jun-2007 5:52:03

*snorfle* That is far more amusing than it has any right to be!

And the lord spake unto the zoners, his chosen, from within a pillar of flame, and the chosen, being blind, were unimpressed. And the lord sayeth, and verily, "What! Your old testament has to be accessible now? Yiesh! No pleasing some people. Back in the day, I would have flooded your ungrateful asses...."

Post 5 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 22:16:37

Wow, sorry, post one was great, but the last post before mine was even better. Love the tone though of both. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

Post 6 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2007 23:08:58

Lol wow. Awesome Erin and Dusty.

Post 7 by DancingAfterDark (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 3:22:14

Rofl!
Erin, Dusty, I think I love you both. This made me go *snickersnirk*. I wonder if it'll still be as amusing when it's not the middle of the night.

Post 8 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2007 3:33:25

*snicker* Very good. I'm amused.